Episode 1: “By Any Means Necessary (Probably)”

Space Patrol. In a galaxy riddled with danger…chaos…and minor paperwork violations…one organization stands between order and total galactic nonsense. And only one captain with the temerity, the bravery, the courage, the heroism that defines Space Patrol — In Episode 1 the crew comes together and Slack Johnson's ship, and they figure each other out fast as a new mission drops in their lap - fight galactic bad guys while saving hostages at a gas station...err...fuel depot on the planet Vortex-9. Action packed and overflowing with fun, welcome to the adventure that is: SPACE PATROL!

Episode 2: “The Friendly Approach”

When the Space Patrol Council suggests its operatives become more friendly, Slack jumps whole heartedly into that directive, leading with honesty and humility even if it means getting his head bashed in. This episode brings exciting aliens, gladiatorial fighting and even a Glornac pit where one can be digested for an eternity of pain, and little to do. Come join Slack and crew on another exciting escapade.

Episode 3: "The One Who Studied"

Slack comes face-to-face with his arch nemesis from Space Patrol Academy, Damien Vex. Vex was the one who did everything right, while Slack received the glory. Slack is outgunned but not outmatched in this action-packed episode that proves cooperation is the word of the day. Space Patrol, by any means necessary!

Episode 4: “Slack’s Island”

Slack Johnson, back in the saddle! This week the captain and his first officer get stranded on an alien planet. However will they survive? The lack of food, no shelter, alien lifeforms and incredible boredom. Will Slack do something heroic or is he doomed to a life on "Slack's Island". It's another action-packed episode of the galaxy's favorite hero!

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 5 - "Slack Johnson, TM"

Slack Johnson is ready to take the next step in his career, endorsements! Peon Tusk of ACME Corp is looking to put Slack's mug on everything from breakfast cereal to movies to action figures to housewares, just don't try to read the fine print. After meeting a chill hippie turtle alien, will Slack make bank with his mug, or will he have a change of heart. It's a fun character driven episode of America's newest hit radio drama (is that a thing? Of course it is!)

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 6 - "The Upgrade"

The crew is summoned back to command to view and try out something Slack has wanted for a long time, a robotic killing machine with all the bells and guns available. Will W.O.B.B.L.E. be replaced or can he keep his job, and his place on the ship? It's heartfelt episode with lasers, explosions and a new killing machine!

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 7 - "Chain of Command"

Captain Slack, Lt. Darla and the Colonel are heading to do a first meet and greet with a new alien planet and Thickpenny wants to make sure everything goes well for his report back to the Council. He has a 33-point first contact protocol to follow and he's worked hard to get it right. Will Slack be on his best behavior so the Colonel can complete this mission? Will the aliens accept his chanting dance? And, what souvenirs will they bring back from this trip?

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 8 - "Memory Leak"

The shuttle carrying Slack and a program transferred NEXUS breaks down and the quiet time turns into a time for reflection. One considers it a "date" and the other a nuisance. We learn how NEXUS is created and why her floppy drives always spin for Slack. It's a fun episode of Space Patrol. Please like and subscribe! Share with your friends.

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 9 - "Two Heads Are Better

Than One"A new character? Maybe. A ferocious feline? Probably. As Slack and crew hunts down space pirates on a desolate desert planet, they get some help from an unusual two-headed ally. Slack is smitten with the kitten, but everyone else is a little wary of something so hairy. It's an action-packed explosive episode of Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol! The galaxy’s answer to the highway patrol with its prime slogan: "By Any Means Necessary!"

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 10 - “For the Record”

An Episode told from many the many perspectives of the crew about a mission where everything goes wrong but somehow manages to go right. Slack gets to flirt with a diminutive alien putting the rest of the crew in a pickle. Will they get the story right in this action-packed episode by the best little space crew in the galaxy? Tune in and find out! Space Patrol is the galaxy’s answer to the highway patrol, ready to battle pirates, capture smugglers, solve diplomatic crises, and, hand out parking tickets. And, Slack Johnson! Space Patrol's most dynamic member, willing to sacrifice himself, and his crew (mostly his crew) to forward the mission: "By Any Means Necessary".

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 11 - "The Planet That Sings Back"

Yes, finally, the long-awaited singing episode of Slack Johnson: Space Patrol that nobody asked for but everyone wants anyway. Slack is propelled by a mysterious fruit on an alien planet and is surprised that everyone is singing, a little off-key, but "A" for effort! Will they be stuck that way for good, or is this all a figment of our imagination. Tune in and find out on this exciting edition of Slack Johnson: Space Patrol!

Captain Slack Johnson: Space Patrol - Ep 12 - “The Wrath of Vex”

Damien Vex makes his return in the action-packed season finally of Slack Johnson: Space Patrol. Slack faces off with Vex as the latter takes control of Colonel Thickpenny and demands a show down with the former on a distant planet Keto Omega 5, or is it 6? Who will be victorious between the two most promising Space Patrol cadets. Space Patrol is the galaxy’s answer to the highway patrol, ready to battle pirates, capture smugglers, solve diplomatic crises, and, hand out parking tickets. And, Slack Johnson! Space Patrol's most dynamic member, willing to sacrifice himself, and his crew (mostly his crew) to forward the mission: "By Any Means Necessary".

Captain Slack Johnson is the most famous member of Space Patrol, the official “highway patrol” for the galaxy. It’s a galaxy riddled with danger…chaos…and minor paperwork violations and Space Patrol stands between order and total galactic nonsense. And Slack is one captain with the temerity, the bravery, the courage, the heroism that defines Space Patrol, with only one question, will he find the perfect catchphrase?

Adventure awaits at every corner and trade route: space pirates, smugglers, galactic thugs, and the occasional Glorp.

Brought to you by The Invisible Stage and produced by R-Town Podcast Network the same folks who brought Hank & Marge and Hot Rodders of the Apocalypse. Blast of and join the crew for galactic fun, thrills and chuckles.

Meet the Crew

Mike Moskowitz as Slack Johnson, the smooth talking and dashing captain of the ship and most famous memeber of Space Patrol. He’s good in a fight, a fantastic pilot and, like every great hero, leads with his fist.

Heather Thomas as Lt. Darla, the no nonsense, serious and, most importantly, competent 2nd in command. She’s dedicated to her duty, doing the right thing and completing the mission within Space Patrol protocol.

Judith Jacques as NEXUS, the ship’s computer with a personality. She’s not an ordinary ship’s computer. Sarcastic and in love, she’ll do anything to help Slack, the only man of her electronic dreams that makes her gyros twirl.

Jeffery Lawrence as Colonel Thickpenny, the main commander of Space Patrol, giving out missions and praise for jobs well done. Eager to jump into the action and relive his glory days, but mostly he’s good at handing out certificates of achievement.

Mac as CatCat the two-headed extra-large space feline. One head, hell-bent on galactic domination and the other…is the seeker of naps. But both are relied on for a little extra muscle, happily eating smugglers and pirates alike.

Charles Bressler as W.O.B.B.L.E. (Warrantied-Outdated Budget Bot w/ Limited Ethics), the ships small outdated but competent robo-droid. What W.O.B.B.L.E. lacks in respect, he more than makes up for in an innate ability to state statistics at any time.